Thursday, January 26, 2012

2012 How NOT to be a Destonian.


At a recent Ottawa Desteni meeting this statement came up, "How not to be a Destonian". Interesting question indeed, but the good news is I don't have to investigate too much in answering that question. So here we go, How Not to Be a Destonian. 

Believe in GOD: Yes numero uno, you must believe in God, the almighty Father, Mother, in heaven.  You must have very strong faith and believe not just ordinary faith and believe, but real hardcore faith and believe. Fanatics are highly recommended and will quality with flying colors on How NOT to be a destonian.

God has a Plan: You must believe that God has a plan for us all, and He shall take care of us. No need to worry or hurry about anything in this physical reality, for God's plan works mysteriously and it shall take care of it all. So you must believe in a divine plan.   

God has Blessed You: Yes, you must believe that God has blessed you while millions are not apparently blessed by God. You are the blessed child of god. You must count your blessing everyday and thank Him for giving all that he has given to you and your family. I mean after all, your family has food to eat, a house to live. You must believe and accept that God has blessed you while God has fucked million others into destitution. 

You must believe in the Principle of Survival of the Fittest: Yes winner takes it all, You must believe very strongly that those who win deserve it, and we must fully be armed and prepared to win at all cost. The losers can go to hell, they are unworthy of victory anyways. 

Capitalism is the Best: You must worship, pray, adore, protect and promote Capitalism at all cost. For it is the greatest invention since fire, so amazing so great is this economic model we have. It has created amazing toys and gadgets, and advanced science and medicine. Without the propelling power of Capitalism, we would still be in stone age. Rewards of Capitalism has brought civilization to our world. You must pray to the God of money, Goddess Lakshimi, that's her full-time job dedicated to matters of money. Any notion or principle that questions Capitalism, you must ban it at once. Never allow questioning Capitalism, never allow doubts about it. Crush it at all cost. You must love Capitalism as much as you love your God. They are equal and one.

Profit as motive: You must believe in the motivation power of profit. The angel of profit who many prophets spoke about, you must protect and promote the principle of profit at all cost. Nothing gets done without a profit. That's so simple to see.

Justify Suffering: You must at all cost justify suffering of this world, after all, this is a temporary home, just for a short time, eternal life is not here, so why bother with the suffering here. Must justify suffering. At least silently you must give your consent for suffering to continue, it is their bad karma anyways, God is teaching them a divine lesson. So do not question suffering. Unless it is your own child of course, by all means, get quick help.

Never Assist and Support Lazy bums: You must believe those who are poor and suffering are fucking lazy bums, they got what they deserve. So any attempt to assist and support them, you must crush at all cost. That is called communism, and we all know how bad that red shit is. Of course never accept equality, or Equal Money System, never. Equality means Communism, so you must believe it at all cost. 

Look for anything CULT: You must quickly spot cults, whoever that doesn't promote the popular media culture or the current money system, you must identify and target them. You must label them as cult. Praise be the Lord. He will reward you in heaven for your hard work in identifying the demonic cults. 

Must Love the New Age movement: As an extra bonus, you must adore the new-age movement, their gurus, mantras, books, swamis, chakkras, 5th dimension, 2012 Golden era, or 2012 World endings etc. You must have a dedicated guru (an optional feature). You must believe in the bliss and enlightenment of the new-age movement. You must believe in the Power of Now, Power of mantra, Power of Chant, etc etc.

How Not to be a Destonian, as a minimum, you must have one or more of above qualities. That will just do it.  And one more thing, you must not give a fuck about self-forgiveness, self-honesty, self-trust, self-expression, self-writing, self-breathing, or self-here.  You must promote and protect  your self-interests and your Ego at all cost. 
 
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